honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

whatisaround:

is it still me that makes you sweat

am i who you think about in bed

s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:

carrionofmywaywardson:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a foreign language.

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life

jellicle-ball:

raideo:

niknak79:

Cat walks dog [Video]

AWW

CAT, WAIT, CAN WE PULL OVER

No, Dog, we’re on a mission

gothiethefairy:

yo, what’s with dreamworks pairing up different species together, man

(they had fucking donkey-dragon babies together man, how the fuck does that work)

(she’s a skunk, btw)

(do i even wanna know)

(okay, they’re pretty hot together)

(we all know there’s somethin’ going on there, am i rite)

(weirdest, cutest couple ever)

(also something going on with them too, c’mon now)

(UH, THEY MADE LAUGH)

dreamworks, water u doing

sassminsterabbey:

the-galway-girl:

imperfectwriting:

smalldoll:

If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods

If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house

I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.

I am a vegan, and I support this message.

wow nice vegans exist, here have some carrots nice vegan

zenami:

Sometimes
You try so hard to take care of everyone else
That you forget to take care of yourself

Just a few of my favorites from ‘Let’s Make A Date’.

queenston:

i fucking love video games

tanakas:

risetofailure:

tanakas:

if someone added “this” to a text post i’m not going to reblog it

that

romulusthread:

romulusthread:

IF YOU THINK FISTING IS BAD THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DO THIS THING CALLED HEADING AND NO IT IS NOT GIVING HEAD IT IS LITERALLY STUFIFNG YOUR HEAD IN SOMEONE’S ASS