the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover
“the thug life chose me”
is it still me that makes you sweat
am i who you think about in bed
Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a foreign language.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life
Cat walks dog [Video]
CAT, WAIT, CAN WE PULL OVER
No, Dog, we’re on a mission
yo, what’s with dreamworks pairing up different species together, man
(they had fucking donkey-dragon babies together man, how the fuck does that work)
(she’s a skunk, btw)
(do i even wanna know)
(okay, they’re pretty hot together)
(we all know there’s somethin’ going on there, am i rite)
(weirdest, cutest couple ever)
(also something going on with them too, c’mon now)
(UH, THEY MADE LAUGH)
dreamworks, water u doing
If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods
If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house
I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.
I am a vegan, and I support this message.
wow nice vegans exist, here have some carrots nice vegan
You try so hard to take care of everyone else
That you forget to take care of yourself
Just a few of my favorites from ‘Let’s Make A Date’.
i fucking love video games
if someone added “this” to a text post i’m not going to reblog it